thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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