so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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