Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I smell like Dick and happiness
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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