I looked at my own cervix.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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