i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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