its not stalking. its research.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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