Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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