idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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