You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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