I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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