why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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