My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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