You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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