All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
They have beer where we have blood.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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