Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Come see our sink grown plant.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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