I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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