He had one of those small greek statue penises
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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