You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
