My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
