Whod you bang
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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