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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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