Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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