his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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