that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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