she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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