I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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