So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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