Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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