school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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