I must be too annoying 4 u.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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