I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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