On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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