so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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