Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize