So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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