I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
