is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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