party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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