Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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