I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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