dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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