that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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