You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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