I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
and i looked up. we had an audience...
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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