help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
