I'm drive I can fine osifer
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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