the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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