whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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