Ambien. No doubt about it.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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