If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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