I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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