that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Randomize
