im gay
i know
yea but for you.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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